ciavy asked: can i eat post it notes?

Absolutely. Encouraged even. LOLJK, no

Don’t eat Flash Drives. That’s not how you get a better memory! LOL. You crazy.

Don’t eat napkins. THEY AREN’T SANITARY. loljk thats so gross

Don’t eat Baseball Gloves. GO SOX (or whatever team you route for).

Anonymous asked: How about narwhals?

Of course not, they’re adorable.

Don’t eat pencil lead. It’s sharp and pointy and painful and full of pencil lead.

Don’t eat tires. They’re all chemically and you probably can’t digest them too good. :( Tummy aches.

Don’t eat diamond dust. That will destroy your insides. You won’t poop a diamond. Also don’t eat coal, that won’t result in diamonds either.

This one was a twofer.

Don’t eat packing peanuts. Well, maybe the biodegradable kind. Those are like unflavored Cheetos.

Don’t eat potpourri. You’d think it would be like fancier granola, but it isn’t. :-(